I've had a fear of Topshop ever since losing Andi in the Oxford Street branch for a good two hours: voiding a $250 train ticket, unsuccessfully requesting a PSA ("No, they're for lost minors only."), finding Andi in tears wrongly accused of shoplifting (probably because she's Mexican), proceeding to argue with management, and ultimately getting our train tickets paid for in cash by said manager... but... but I still love it. We still love it, and miss it. Until the Lafayette megaplex opens, and until Opening Ceremony stocks more, we'll have to make do with Barney's selling the Kate Moss Topshop collection.

The website and look book are now live, so head over to www.katemosstopshop.com

Now, let's talk Pete Doherty for Topman ...